When I read this my dog was on the left side of me but I wasn’t sure he counted so I looked at the thing next to my left…..and it was a plate.
What a weak melee weapon :/
When I read this my dog was on the left side of me but I wasn’t sure he counted so I looked at the thing next to my left…..and it was a plate.
What a weak melee weapon :/
couch, my plan: hide under the couch.
So, that’s either an electric heater or
A stack of books. :D
… A dining table.
My guitar…i knew it!!
There is NOTHING to my left. I’M GOING TO DIE FIRST OH MY GOD.
cmmon? a pen? the fuck bruh
Decepticons mesh cap. So either a) It will transform into a Decepticon or b) I will threaten zombies with it. Yay?
my math text book, i’m screwed =_=
a binder full of my old sketches. well. this is helpful.
an empty bottle to smack em XD
*blink* …a large box of bows.
STRAIGHTENING IRON…HAHAHAHA
PRINGLES and my phone. I guess I can bash some zombie then call..that is if I have credits on the phone..FUCK IM...
A pillow. Well, that’s just great.
STRAWBERRIES? I’m dead already.
A blanket haha XD
My friends little sister… she’s nine…
mic. heh.heheheh.
This sounds like the beginning of an awesome movie.
My bean pole coworker.
A wooden sword. Pretty damn cool
BOTOL AIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hah, mine’s pointing at my replica English cavalry sabre. I think we’re good.
Mine’s an empty plastic bottle. That can only hold 500ml. CLOSE-RANGE!
It’s a mug. I’m gonna freaking die.
Katana umbrella, badass.
WILL SO DEFEAT THOSE FLIPPING ZOMBIES.
The magic finger...(admittedly crappy) sword collection. The closest one
A lamp shaped like a tree
A candle stand =)